What NOT to do when visiting our beach
DO NOT HARRASS THE HORSEBACK RIDERS
Do not rev your engine because the rider is cute or drive too close to get a better look. You are risking their lives.
DO NOT DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT
The speed limit on the beach is 15 mph! Yeah, it's summer and you're on vacation. That doesn't give you the right to endanger our family, friends and pets.
DO NOT SHOW YOUR PRIDE
Take the flags off your trucks. No matter what your flag displays, all it says to the locals is "VALLEY TRASH ON BOARD"
DON'T LITTER
Have your fun, drink your beer, have a bon fire ... but pick up your trash when you leave!
DO NOT BURN PALLETS, FURNITURE OR LIKE ITMES
Why, you ask? Because when you leave, there are nails in the sand, and screws, and wires, and ... USE YOUR HEAD!
DON'T DRINK OUT OF GLASS BOTTLES
You drink the beer, get drunk, break the bottles and leave the glass in the sand for someone to step on
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE SAND
You know that's littering; right?
DO NOT FISH BY THE SURFERS
Catching a surfer is a good way to get your ass kicked.
DO NOT ACT LIKE A SLUTTY WHORE
Is that possible when you're from Bakersfield? Well, try to keep your shirt on. This is a family beach.
DO NOT MAKE SIGNS TO RATE GIRLS
You should make a sign that says, "Please give me some attention. I'm a desparate loser from the valley."
What TO DO when visiting our beach
STAY HOME OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
Worth a try...
RESPECT OTHERS
verb - to show regard or consideration for: to respect someone's rights: to refrain from intruding upon or interfering with.
KEEP YOUR DOG ON A LEASH
Especially your pit bulls.
KNOW THE LAWS AND RULES OF THE BEACH
Click here - I made it easy for you
DRIVE SLOW
It's 15 mph on Sand Highway.
