tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58923043200453715632012-02-15T22:22:09.977-08:00Every warm weekend, holiday and all summer long, the Valley Bakos and Fresnicks invade our town. I made up this list of dos and don'ts, all based on personal experiences with the influx of valley vacationers. I hope they can read it and learn a thing or two about how we feel about their presence. Unless you're making money off them, IT SUCKS!Administratornoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892304320045371563.post-90321562689252227842008-06-29T18:25:00.000-07:002008-07-08T09:03:42.768-07:00<h3>What <em>NOT</em> to do when visiting our beach</h3><br /><br><br /><p>DO NOT HARRASS THE HORSEBACK RIDERS<br><br />Do not rev your engine because the rider is cute or drive too close to get a better look. You are risking their lives.</p><br /><p>DO NOT DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT<br><br />The speed limit on the beach is 15 mph! Yeah, it's summer and you're on vacation. That doesn't give you the right to endanger our family, friends and pets.</p><br /><p>DO NOT SHOW YOUR PRIDE<br><br />Take the flags off your trucks. No matter what your flag displays, all it says to the locals is "VALLEY TRASH ON BOARD"</p><br /><p>DON'T LITTER<br><br />Have your fun, drink your beer, have a bon fire ... but pick up your trash when you leave!</p><br /><p>DO NOT BURN PALLETS, FURNITURE OR LIKE ITMES<br><br />Why, you ask? Because when you leave, there are nails in the sand, and screws, and wires, and ... USE YOUR HEAD!</p><br /><p>DON'T DRINK OUT OF GLASS BOTTLES<br><br />You drink the beer, get drunk, break the bottles and leave the glass in the sand for someone to step on</p><br /><p>DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE SAND<br><br />You know that's littering; right?</p><br /><p>DO NOT FISH BY THE SURFERS<br><br />Catching a surfer is a good way to get your ass kicked.</p><br /><p>DO NOT ACT LIKE A SLUTTY WHORE<br><br />Is that possible when you're from Bakersfield? Well, try to keep your shirt on. This is a family beach.</p><br /><p>DO NOT MAKE SIGNS TO RATE GIRLS<br><br />You should make a sign that says, "Please give me some attention. I'm a desparate loser from the valley."<br><br /><br><br><br /><h3>What TO DO when visiting our beach</h3><br /><p>STAY HOME OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE<br><br />Worth a try...</p><br /><p>RESPECT OTHERS<br><br /><em>verb</em> - to show regard or consideration for: to respect someone's rights: to refrain from intruding upon or interfering with.</p><br /><p>KEEP YOUR DOG ON A LEASH<br><br />Especially your pit bulls.</p><br /><p>KNOW THE LAWS AND RULES OF THE BEACH<br><br /><a href="http://www.oceanodunespictures.com/rules.html">Click here - I made it easy for you</a></p><br /><p>DRIVE SLOW<br><br />It's 15 mph on Sand Highway.<br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5892304320045371563-9032156268925222784?l=oceanodunespictures.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Administratornoreply@blogger.com2